About

Squishy Robots is a small toy. You hatch a Squishy Robot from a barcode or a word, poke it, and watch what it does with its life. It has opinions about being poked. That is about all that can be said without spoiling it.

It isn't open yet

A Squishy Robot is hatching. These things take the time they take.

It's for adults

Sex, drugs and rock 'n roll are all in its chemistry, because they are in ours. Nothing explicit is ever drawn, but not every life ends well, and some end badly. Squishy Robots is for people aged 18 or older.

It's a toy, not medical advice

A Squishy Robot's chemistry is loosely real at best. "Lived 54 years on fast food" is a story, not a prescription. Anything about your own health belongs with someone qualified to look at you, which a Squishy Robot is not.